I am the latest invention
I am the innovative piece of plastic that thousands of people spend their money on
I am the talk of the town
I am the definition of fame
I am the king
I am now in your possession
You use me to talk to your buddies and surf the web
I am the most important thing in your life right now
Your thumbs are on my screen nonstop
You could not live without me
I am the answer to all of your problems
I am losing my popularity
The latest and greatest concoction is taking my place as the best toy you could ever own
My throne has been stolen
You are no longer pining over me but over the kidnapper of my high position
You still use me, but I am not that important anymore
I am now a tossed out phone
I am garbage
I am no longer the definition of fame
I am a disgraced king; a lost cause
I am old news; a thing of the past
I am history
I am a dead and lifeless 21st Century Gadget